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Dear Miss Move Abroad: Are all expats losers?

Dear Miss Move Abroad: Are all expats losers?

Dear Miss Move Abroad.
I’m an executive and I travel a good deal for my work. I’ve visited 41 countries on five continents. I’ve had the dubious pleasure of meeting many so called “expats” and have come to this conclusion: Most expats are losers who can’t cut it at home. I’ve yet to meet an expat, anywhere in the world, that makes me say to myself, Now there’s a winner!”

You’re Miss Move Abroad, so I don’t expect you to agree with me. But I dare you to print my letter.

Been There, Met Them

Dear Mr. Been,
How did you know that I can never resist a dare? That’s probably why I’ve lived in so many different places over the years, loser that I am.

But believe it or not, I can see where you might come to your conclusion. Many people flee their home country to escape—from the law, from child support payments, or from their own unfathomable selves. And it’s true that in expat communities all over the world you’ll find some pretty shady characters, people who come for lax law enforcement, the cheap drugs, the discounted sex. Those who in their home countries are either unwanted or wanted (think notices on post office walls).

This, however, is only one of the many varieties of expat, and your views make me suspect that you’re a Layover Larry, with your experience heavy on airports and underlings. Have you ever been to the homes of your colleagues overseas? Do you stay on after your business is concluded, to see what the place is like without your “work” filter operating? You may also be unwittingly narrowing your experience of a place. Do you work hard all day in a sequestered setting and then spend your nights in an expat bar surrounded by herds of expaticus alcoholicus complaining about the natives as they slowly slide off their barstools? Needless to say, these folks aren’t the best representatives of the expat species.

If you take a little more time and seek out other kinds of expats, you might find Peace Corps volunteers, academics or scientists chasing after their subjects, students on a gap year abroad, artists and writers looking for new material or a place cheap enough so that they can concentrate on their vocation rather than on being a wage slave, students of the language or culture, parents who want to broaden their kid’s horizons, or retirees who can finally live where they want regardless of work opportunities.

And Mr. Been, if I may ask, what exactly would cause you to exclaim, “Now there’s a winner?” Seeing yourself in the mirror? Does a person have to match up exactly with your version of success to be worthy? Sounds like you’re ripe for a long-term experience in a radically different culture, if only to show you that there are many, many definitions of success, many of which will look nothing like yours.

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Dear Miss Move Abroad: How do I do it?

Dear Miss Move Abroad: How do I do it?

Dear Miss Move Abroad,

I want to move abroad. How should I proceed?

Ready & Willing

Dear Ms. R&W

You may be willing but you’re far from ready. How to proceed, you ask?

Proceed by dreaming. Dream a little dream of you, abroad. Are you meandering along a beach or striding across cobblestones? Is it hot and humid or is there a hint of snow in the air? Are you headed for your Spanish class or a new job? Dream long. Dream deep. Write it all down.

Then map your dream to places that actually exist. Do some research on those places, and get back to me.

In other words, you’re not quite far enough along in your dreaming to ask for advice.  Consider, too, that people who thrive abroad are resourceful and know how to think for themselves. Sure, everyone needs help. But to get it you need to have moved far enough in imagining your plan to at least ask the right questions.

Painting by Marc Chagall: ‘Over Town’

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